Tick in my Leg

I was pulling on my pants today, so mundane,
When I spotted something strange, causing me no pain, yet distress.
A little invader, a tick on my shin,
Clinging halfway under, a sneaky little sin.
I tried to brush it off, but it wouldn’t budge,
Stuck to my leg like a stubborn grudge.
In that moment, my patience took a dive,
I’d never felt so offended, so alive.
A tick, a tiny trespasser, so brazen and bold,
Making my skin its new stronghold.
Oh, the audacity of such a little plight,
I’ve never been so offended in my life.